transloveairway:

when i was post op after top surgery i had a good friend there with me to help recover. but the nurse didnt get the memo and when i woke up she was like “ok i’m gonna go get your girlfriend and bring her in to see you!” and i remember being so zonked on anesthesia and so disoriented i just laid there thinking wow…… all that an they’re bringing me a girlfriend too this place is amazing

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ezorzea:

antichimp-deactivated20220828:

ezorzea:

I miss working at the sex store people would really walk up to me and say shit like “I need help making my wife cum” and I’d be like yeah. I know just the thing brother

can someone tag molly

molly you have to see this one

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triviallytrue:

haunthouse:

haunthouse:

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thanks @bmoharrisbankofficial but unfortunately i can’t focus on the very important message here because i’m too busy being confused by the fact that apparently if you send an ask with only one letter tumblr will bold that letter in the β€œasked you” notification text?? why the fuck would that be the case

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fascinating

what the fuck is the backend of this site like

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no-this-is-ryan:

no-this-is-ryan:

no-this-is-ryan:

no-this-is-ryan:

no-this-is-ryan:

no-this-is-ryan:

As a lesbian, it’s happened twice already that one β€œguy” stands out to me and I think β€œhuh maybe they’re kinda cute and interesting, I wanna get to know them” and then I get to know them better and it’s a closeted trans girl who I somehow sniffed with my little nonbinary lesbian nose

IT JUST HAPPENED FOR A THIRD TIME!!!!

You guys will never believe what just happened to me

What does it mean if every β€œman” I’ve been attracted to was actually a trans woman? Idk what this says about my sexual orientation but it does mean I have astounding egg-dar

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Gays being able to detect trans people of our preferred gender and being able to feel preemptive attraction to them is a phenomenon I was not aware extended to people beyond me

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