lighting the way.
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love the word lackluster. well it sucks because it’s not shiny
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sao au where everything is the same but death gun wears these light-up grim reaper stripper boots
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I need everyone to see this picture of a porcupine looking at stingrays in an aquarium
Dressing to the nines I see
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when i was post op after top surgery i had a good friend there with me to help recover. but the nurse didnt get the memo and when i woke up she was like “ok i’m gonna go get your girlfriend and bring her in to see you!” and i remember being so zonked on anesthesia and so disoriented i just laid there thinking wow…… all that an they’re bringing me a girlfriend too this place is amazing
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Everybody give it up for columnar jointing
Woo! Yeah! Woohoo! Yippee! Hell yeah! Woo!
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antichimp-deactivated20220828:
I miss working at the sex store people would really walk up to me and say shit like “I need help making my wife cum” and I’d be like yeah. I know just the thing brother
can someone tag molly
molly you have to see this one
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thanks @bmoharrisbankofficial but unfortunately i canβt focus on the very important message here because iβm too busy being confused by the fact that apparently if you send an ask with only one letter tumblr will bold that letter in the βasked youβ notification text?? why the fuck would that be the case
fascinating
what the fuck is the backend of this site like
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As a lesbian, itβs happened twice already that one βguyβ stands out to me and I think βhuh maybe theyβre kinda cute and interesting, I wanna get to know themβ and then I get to know them better and itβs a closeted trans girl who I somehow sniffed with my little nonbinary lesbian nose
IT JUST HAPPENED FOR A THIRD TIME!!!!
You guys will never believe what just happened to me
What does it mean if every βmanβ Iβve been attracted to was actually a trans woman? Idk what this says about my sexual orientation but it does mean I have astounding egg-dar
Gays being able to detect trans people of our preferred gender and being able to feel preemptive attraction to them is a phenomenon I was not aware extended to people beyond me
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